May 06, 2008

And I'm off...

I won't be blogging for a few weeks - I'll be back in Korea, and then Seattle. Not that that matters a great deal right now: traffic is slow, and I'm just getting this blog on its feet. No fanciness... yet.

What to expect when I get back? Kool Shit:

KimjongilandmeA full freakin' novel!

Dozens of great photos!

A kick-ass new song with vocals, brass, rockin' organ and back-up singers!

The culmination of the primary season, with bitchin' and whinin' and historical lessons aplenty!

In essence, more of everything this blog is about: International relations, music that fucking rocks, and American politics.

May 04, 2008

A few notes on pride politics...

I've been following the saga of the Chinese students' riot in Seoul, in which 6,000 or so Chinese kids went nuts in downtown Seoul and beat up a bunch of protesters for Tibetan and North Korean human rights. The Chinese government issued a semi-apology, in which it defended the students as "protectors of China" and lauded their "pride," while Korea responded by booting a bunch of Chinese students out of their country, on the grounds that Korea's "pride" was hurt.

Pride politics is nothing new in Asia, and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. Nor are China and Korea alone in this - the Japanese have long been tinkering with their history textbooks, to eliminate uncomfortable references to WWII on the grounds that it hurts students' pride in their country.

Most of the truly ridiculous acts of pride politics I saw in Korea were ignored by the Western media, but now that China's big enough and assertive enough to get their attention, I have the pleasure of sitting back safe in New York and watching the world fret about pride politics again.

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May 02, 2008

Why We Blog

Turned on a TV yesterday for the first time in months. Went to the news. Got this:

Clinton Stronger!
People hate Rev. Wright!
Clinton/Obama neck and neck!
Indiana - can Obama win it?

Obama has over 100 more delegates than Clinton, who cannot possibly overcome the deficit in the remaining states. Obama has won, whether Clinton admits it or not.

Yet America's major news organizations refuse to admit this truth, keeping the race going. In Pennsylvania, some 43% of primary voters thought Clinton would become the party's nominee (link coming later). Where are they getting these crazy ideas, you ask?

Voters Drift Toward Clinton!

After weeks of reporting on seemingly nothing except how craaaazy Obama's former pastor is, and speculating about "how this will hurt Obama," surprise - Obama has been hurt, and Hillary is still going suicidally strong.

Amazing how the same people who pilloried Obama for believing in "false consciousness" actually spread it themselves.

April 30, 2008

Girls Love Elvis

This is an old one by Command27. Very old.

Cho Sung-bum's on the drums, and Choi Tae-hyun is on bass. The Korean girl Oi! band Non-Stop Body did the sexxxy backing vocals.

How old is it? Let's just say the girls who love Elvis now have daughters who love Mariah Carey.

April 29, 2008

A few more notes about Chinese rioters...

29students450The riot by Chinese students in downtown Seoul is over, and now the consequences are coming out: the students will, indeed, be deported (hat tip to the Marmot).

As many, many Chinese (including a commenter on this site) has pointed out, the tactics of the kids might have been overboard, but they do love their country. I sympathize. Mass deportations are hard to swallow.

You can love your country like you love your wife, but if she talks you into killing her rival at work, you gotta go to jail. And if you riot in another country's capital freakin' city, you gotta get your butt sent home.

Unfortunately, this looks like it's playing itself out across the world. Patriotic Chinese, the sons and daughters of an elite who can send them abroad, who have been educated strictly according to the party line, who have never seen examples of peaceful civil disobedience, are finding out the hard way what the world really thinks about the Chinese government, and now about the Chinese people.

Trying not to look down my nose on a 1.3 billion people, I will say that this is about political maturity, and it's something most countries have to go through. The US went through it during the civil rights era. India went through it during colonialism. Korea went through it before the 1988 Olympics, and is probably still working through it (they do play rough over there). Maturity comes as protesters are shown the consequences of their actions.

And given that South Korea is a much smaller country very uncomfortably close to China, and far away from its only ally, a firm response is probably necessary to keep them from opening themselves to more abuse from angry Chinese kids.

The kids will learn, eventually. But only if they're punished.

April 28, 2008

This is what "I (Heart) China" means

Pics and video from yesterday's riot of 6,000 Chinese in downtown Seoul:

Invading a hotel lobby and assaulting a man:

Linking the violence with other assaults in Japan:

Free Tibet protestors attacked by Chinese students:

Normally, I wouldn't want to fan the flames of ethnic prejudice. I was in Korea in 2002, when all whites were open targets because of a traffic accident in which an American armored personnel carrier ran over and killed two girls. I also remember "No Japanese Allowed" signs put in in restaurants and bars not too much later when Koreans were furious about Japanese textbooks making claims on Korean history.

This time, though, a group really is responsible for an outrage. I have nothing against Chinese people, and know many good Chinese, but the only appropriate response to this kind of behavior is mass deportations of Chinese students. The difference in this case is that the Chinese government clearly intends to use its overseas citizens as mob enforcers of its propaganda. If that is the case, governments have good reason to block Chinese citizens from coming into their countries.

April 27, 2008

A few notes on all those Korean Ivy-League suicides...

A few days ago I posted a short mention of the statistic that Koreans comprise 10% of Ivy League students, bu 60% of Ivy League suicides. This immediately struck me as something akin to the "big men" of Easter Island, who according to Jared Diamond killed their societies by cutting down all the trees on order to erect massive monuments to their own greatness. I suppose the common thread is a country's elites being so unwilling to settle for less that they will kill themselves competing for a few top slots, which in Korea's case means wiping out the smartest and most talented people it has.

On further thought, that's not it. Retract that.

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April 26, 2008

I've lost my lying compass

Studying Korean international relations and politics, I always had a solid compass to point me though the bullshit: Whatever North Korea says, it's lying.

This worked well for a long time: Food aid going to civilians? Lying. No nukes? Lying. Diplomats not selling drugs from their embassies? Lying.

As time went on - very slowly - throughout the Bush Administration, I developed a second compass: Whatever the administration says, it's lying. That has also worked pretty well for me: Iraq? Lying. Katrina aid? Lying. "Clear Skies Act"? Lying.

But what do I do now that my two trustworthy compasses are pointing at each other?

April 24, 2008

How Not to Board a Commuter Train

The 9 o'clock express 4 train was late this morning, so more people were waiting than normal. We Harlemites crammed into the car on 125th st. The train went down to 89th. More people crammed in. The last one in was an Italian tourist in a business suit.

ITALIAN: Can you please make room?

WHOLE DAMN TRAIN CAR: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

ITALIAN: Can't you see how little room I have here?

PASSENGERS: MWAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA!!!!!

ITALIAN: I do not understand the low social intelligence of this country...

PASSENGERS: (In between hooting and laughter) You're the dumb mothafucker who got on the train! (More laughter.)

ITALIAN: Come on, people. It is a nice day out!

PASSENGERS: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

If you find a balding European man in a shit-smeared business suit trapped in the heating/air conditioning ducts under the seats on the green line and living off of the traces of crack cocaine stuck to commuters' shoes, please alert the Italian consulate. It is no doubt looking for a missing village idiot or possibly member of parliament.

April 23, 2008

Untitled

Bigjohn One of many tracks I've whipped up and done nothing with, because it's not in my genre. I guess you could call this "metal." I'd call it "Finkcore."